Wednesday, November 14, 2018

It's Glorious: The iPad Pro 12.9"

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When the Modbook came out in 2008 I looked on enviously at the tablet I wanted, but this year's iPad Pro 12.9" is so much better. It's big, I mean BIG, but also way lighter than one would expect. I bought my iPad without the Pencil, but after using it for a couple of days, I made an emergency trip to the Apple Store to get a Pencil 2. I had the Pencil on my wishlist, but I couldn't wait until Christmas when there were low odds someone would even buy it for - so I just did it. Now my setup is complete with a cool cheap 3rd party cover (using magnets) and the canopy case with the Apple Keyboard. The setup is so good to work on, but the other thing that is great, is that it's easy to just kick back and read on the iPad without the keyboard around at all. It's usually just leaned up on my kitchen counter without the keyboard all day to take quick looks.
What is it like as a developer trying to use the iPad? Not good, I'm way more efficient using my computer for a bunch of different reasons. The biggest issue is that I'm a massive multi-tasker between - Chrome, Slack, AirMail, Coda, Screens, Prompt, etc. and context switching on the iPad is expensive. Apps frequently get "pushed" out of memory and reset or take way to long to swap to context.
Past that, there are a few things you just can't do. So a decent portion of my mojo is using Screens to connect to my Mac to do Xcode development or other more complicated stuff.
It's when the simple stuff can't be done that's infuriating. I was sent an online tutorial which is a website: a zip file of HTML, CSS, Images. I can get it unzipped, but there is no way to load that on the iPad.
The other challenge I've had is being the technical lead on a team of people. It would be unreasonable that all my problem-solving mojo would go into developing crazy iPad flows rather than tools that can be re-used by the rest of the team. So while I could probably start smacking together Scriptable/Pynthonista/etc workflows to get a lot of stuff done, that won't help anyone else.
I think the reason this is so fun is that there will be very few times in your life you can, as a technologist, experience a technology coming into being and the iPad is one of the those times. So it's fun to work at the edges of the possible.
The next computer iteration I want to happen is where my phone (or maybe even my watch!) is the computer. I get close to my keyboard, trackpad, and screen, and BOOM it all wirelessly connects to my computer core and runs it.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Dongle Town

Having a bunch of ports facing me is totally a sin against the Church of Ive. - Stephen Hackett
Today my iPad Pro arrived and I went to restore the backup from my previous iPad Pro except, there was a problem. The new iPad Pro has a USB Type-C connector and my MacBook Air has a USB Type-A connector. The iPad Pro comes with a USB Type-C to USB Type-C connector, so that won't work. After sighing for a moment, I jumped into the car and headed to the Apple Store.
Staring at the wall of Dongle Town, I was hoping I would see a USB Type-A to USB Type-C cable. That would have been perfect, but there was no such cable on the wall. I sucked up my pride and grabbed and Apple Store employee to explain my dilemma. He wasn't sure. I pulled out my new iPad and my older MacBook Air and he stared at the wall of dongles for a moment and finally said, "let me grab someone else real quick."
With the new store employee coming over, he did the script, "This is Jordan, and he is trying to connect his new iPad Pro to his older MacBook Air." The new employee stared at the dongle wall... and finally said, "Umm, I actually don't think we sell anything that can solve this problem for you." To which I said, "That's not true, you sell those new MacBooks Pro and MacBooks Air which both would be able to do it...."

Friday, October 19, 2018

Keeping Things Secure

A good carpenter isn’t in love with his hammer. It’s a tool to do the job he loves. - Bill Atkinson
It was pretty cool to see a security alert fly in from Github that one of my projects has a security flaw. Like, that's awesome that Github is scanning through POM files (and probably NPM dependencies and other goodies) to detect libraries with known security vulnerabilities.
Github Security Alert
Since reformatting the home computers onto Mojave, I didn't have a home development environment setup, so I tried tackling this in a different way. I did all the updates on the iPad using Screen/Prompt back to the home server. It was a little wonky at times, but overall worked like a charm.  And now, I'm living in a patched world.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

High Ground Advantage

Finally got the kid's iPads upgraded to the latest and greatest iOS which puts ScreenTime onto the devices and it's a pretty slick little tool. All the kiddos are too young to have iPad time where they are not being observed by their parents - so I don't need ScreenTime to tell me what they are doing - I KNOW. The kiddos use their iPads while I'm cooking dinner because it gives me enough peace that I make sure not to burn everything and cook a decent meal for everybody.
When cooking time is over, it's time to put down the screens and eat as a family. I'm the adult, and I win every time, but some nights it is frustrating for everyone. "Turn it off or I'm going to turn it off for you- and if I have to turn it off and you fuss you go to your room." Ugh... not fun, right? Because the times they aren't going to do it are the times they are tired, hungry, etc. and it just escalates.
ScreenTime gives me the +1 for high ground advantage. It's no longer me disciplining kids if they can't follow the rules, it shifted to them attempting to bribe me to give them an exception. That rhetorical shift is pretty dramatic in changing the tone of the situation and reducing the stress into getting the preferred outcome. Anyway - it's cool.

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Let’s Talk Numbers - Cost of iPhoneX

I had a semi-annual tradition of buying a new iPhone and selling my previous one on eBay. The past year I bought an iPhoneX outright and my wife bought an iPhoneX on the Apple upgrade plan and I thought to myself, “I am really excited to see how the numbers work out in a year when we upgrade.” The problem is - it’s complicated.
  1. Mr. Chaos - iPhoneX = $1,238.05
  2. Mrs. Chaos - iPhoneX + AppleCare+ = $56.16✖️24 = $1,347.84
Right off the bat it’s not Apples to Apples, because AppleCare+ for the iPhoneX is $249 which is part of Mrs.Chaos’ upgrade package but I didn’t purchase. So one year later, as I sell my phone back, how do I calculate the true cost? Here’s my best attempt.
Mrs.Chaos’ phone can either be looked at as the phone for 1-year or as the phone minus the accessories (charger, lightning cable, EarPods) - which are not returned to Apple:
  • iPhoneX Upgrade 1 Year: $619
  • iPhoneX Accessories: Lightening Cable ($19) + USB Charger ($19) + EarPods ($29) + Dongle ($9) = $76
I tried to sell my iPhoneX on eBay and hit a scam issue, but I can make some assumptions about the price:
  • iPhoneX expected eBay: $785
  • iPhoneX actual eBay: $525
  • iPhoneX Apple Buyback: $525
The price of the accessories is important because when you sell on eBay, you generally sell the accessories. When you do an Apple buyback, you don’t return the accessories - so there is value you keep.
Here are the numbers I think matter.
Item Math One Year Cost
iPhoneX 1-year cost with AppleCare+ 1-year cost $56.16✖️12
Accessories: - $76
$598
iPhoneX goodcase on eBay iPhoneX: $1,238.05
eBay Sale: - $785
eBay Fees: + $101.57
$555
iPhoneX badcase on eBay iPhoneX: $1,238.05
eBay Sale: - $525
eBay Fees: + $68
$781
iPhoneX Apple Buyback iPhoneX: $1,238.05
Apple: - $525
Accessories: - $76
$637
Even in the best case on eBay, if you wanted AppleCare+, the Apple program is the least expensive way to do it. What I found more amazing is that the Apple buyback program provided me a better deal the actual eBay case - even though in theory I could have done a little better on eBay.
What happened on eBay was I had a big at $525 at about 3pm. At 4pm a bid came in that moved the price up to $785, which was high enough to discourage any other bids. Then, with my auction ending at 5pm, at 4:59pm and 30s the high bid was cancelled buy the buyer and it sold for $525. I cancelled the sale which hits my reputation - but whatever.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Yes, I Know It’s Crazy

I remember that first US Robotics Palm Pilot and how much I loved it - and that awesome collapsible keyboard that I bought. In the before time, in the long long ago, it was the most portable computing device out there and it boggled everyone’s mind.
Fast forward 20ish years and my iPhone XS Max is the most powerful computing device in my household and I keep wishing I had a keyboard for it. I did consider pairing an Apple Magic Keyboard with a nice canvas, but then I saw this amazing Zagg and like, I just couldn’t stop myself. Well, I put it on my wishlist, because I had a birthday coming, and then it appeared, because Mrs.Chaos knows me well. It makes me a little giddy to type on it.

Sunday, October 7, 2018

eBay, eh

Ever since my second iPhone (3G), I’ve sold my phones on eBay when I bought the new one and had a great track record. Sadly tonight was the exception to my great streak.
I end my auctions at 5pm PST on Sundays, as the statistically best time. What happened today? 3pm mediocre bid comes in. 4pm significantly higher (overpriced?) bid comes in. 4:59pm higher bid is cancelled and the drops back to the mediocre bid and closes. So, I earned from eBay less than I would have gotten selling direct to Apple.
Sadly, it seems like a scam to me.  The person who cancelled their bid has all purchases from a single buyer over the past couple of years - puppet account. I canceled the sale, which will probably hurt my seller rating.
The other problem is that I have a listing limit, and the iPhoneX is expensive, so I can’t list it again until the next month.  I gave in and I’m selling it to Apple instead - now I need to do a full price break down of everything.
On a positive note, my Apple Watch Series 1 sold for a great amount.