Look, this thing can’t land on somebody’s head while they’re walking around their neighborhood.- Jeff Bezos
Sibling Chaos: "I'm surprised you don't own a drone."
Me: "What am I going to do with a drone, spy on neighbors? I only buy ridiculous toys with functional value."
SC: "In a few years, you're going to be playing frisbee or baseball with Mini-Chaos and he's going to get a toy stuck on the roof? How are you going to get that toy down? Use a ladder?"
Me: "A ladder? Like a chump!?!? I need a drone!"