Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Audible - My First Complaint

Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world. - Voltaire
I love audiobooks. Love love love them. In my previous job I had to commute (via car) about six hours a week - that was two three-hour drives in a week. I started by checking out audiobooks from the library and once I had finished everything there I moved on to buying from iTunes. People forget, but in the days before the iCloud, you were only allowed to download your book once and if you lost local copy *poof* it was gone forever.
When I discovered Audible I found that it was the right way to get audiobooks. You buy them once and then you have them in your Audible library forever and can play them, more or less, anywhere. They do have DRM - but they play through iTunes and through every device I have had. At one point I got an error message that I had reached my device limit - but that was installing on around twelve different device - so I guess I forgive them. I guess.
I have been an annual subscriber for the past three years getting twelve (12) credits every year. The first year it worked out great. The second year Mrs.Chaos joined in and was burning through the credits (Song of Ice and Fire is 2 credits per book) and we had to renew early. This past year I started getting Audiobooks from the library again and I ended the year with seven (7) credits as my account came for renewal.
I figured that with seven credits left over I could wait until I ran out to renew my subscription, but Audible is a JERK! JERK! I went to cancel my subscription it tells me that it will expire all of my credits, "please make sure to spend all of credits before expiring your subscription or you will lose them." I don't know what books my book club will pick, so I can't expire all of my credits. But the cheapest subscription they have will give me twelve more credits!
Audible - I'm angry with you. For the first time in three years. I am angry.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

#followateen

Many friendships have started with mix tapes. - Om Malik

These is this new meme going around about finding a random teen or tween on The Twitter and following them to give you better insight into the kids today. Seems like a good idea, eh? I think I've been meeting or following random people online since the start of the internet.

I initially put up a homepage my freshman year of college, back when there were about ten websites. My page was filled with a lot of random imagery and animated GIFs that would link to various things. I really wish I had saved copies of those early things - but they are lost to time and don't show up on the Internet Archive. One of the random visuals was a picture of Sailor Mars, alt-texted with something like "Sailor Mars - My Future Wife", that linked to my About Me page. This is how homepages rolled - it was the early days. The result of doing this back then is that when you Yahoo'ed for "Sailor Mars" my site came back in the top 10 results. A nice young lady named Cindy from somewhere in Tennessee did this Yahoo search, found my page, and wrote me an e-mail. I think we exchanged e-mails about life and times for a couple years - and eventually she dropped off the radar. We had very different backgrounds and world views - so it was interesting discussions. Lost to the wired... so it goes.

Sometime my sophomore year of college, a junior in some art high school on the east coast dropped me a line. I can't quite remember, but I think her opening mail also had something to do with Sailor Mars. Apparently a college dude having Sailor Moon on his website was quite the thing! We traded mails for about a year and I got to relive the joy of junior year of school as she went on her first date, got dumped for the first time. Like most - she eventually changed e-mails or something and was lost to time... so it goes.

Henry was fun - I think I was a junior when I found his Geocities site when looking at various "Shrines" about Evangelion. Henry was a senior at some high school. He was a smart kid and I had a lot of fun exchanges with him over the year. I think when he went to college he switched emails and once again... poof... gone to the internet void... so it goes.

When I was taking a compilers course and searching the internet for help I ran across "CompSciChick's" online journal (we had moved on from "homepages" but we hadn't made the technological leap to 'blogs' yet). She was a computer science student at some school in Chicago taking a compilers course and compaining about project partners. Her journal was filled with nice and interesting computer science updates for a few months and I enjoyed reading about her take on learning a similar field to me. Then it got really weird. She decided that it would be fun to make extra cash by stripping. So she spent a few months practicing pole dancing and working up the courage and finally auditioned at a few "classy" places - all of which told her she wasn't good enough. She didn't want to work at non-classy places, so that ended that. Eventually her site stopped updating... so it goes.

When I was living in Memphis, TN, consulting for a casino management system I was bored out of my mind and going through a tough patch of "what am I doing with my life?" The office was on a huge plot of land and I would spend my lunch hours wandering off somewhere and squirrel fishing--you tie a peanut on a string, have a squirrel grab it, and then attempt to lift the squirrel off the ground. It is referred to as a "catch." I did an internet search on the topic of squirrel fishing and found Yasuhiro and Annie. Yasuhiro hadn't been updating his site in ages, but Annie was still updating and I was fascinated. I would be describe her site as a collection of personal essays and she was a good writer. Heck she has become a professional writer. While her site has a habit of going dorment, taking vacations and the RSS feed seem to always be broken (RSS hasn't updated since 2011? come on annie), I still follow it and she still updates. When she moved out to San Francisco we even met up a few times. Now she if off to the east coast and recently engaged (congratulations!). While her updates are less frequent, I still look forward to continuing to read the small personal essays on her life.

When I joined The Twitter right after it debuted at SXSW - none of my friends were on it and so I started following strangers. And it was really quite interesting being connected these strangers lives and micro-updates. Alas - all of those people have dropped off the twitter over the years.

When I saw the #followateen meme start trending I realized that I am not currently following any strangers! None! So it was time for me to start looking for some random teen to start following to get back into the game of learning about randon people's lives. But how to find a teen? You could search for "i hate highschool," "im only 15 but," or "i hate the SAT" - but I thought I could one up it. Why not find a teen who is currently attending the highschool I went to? A little bit of searching on The Twitter and BAM! I'm following him. I'll see if I have anything to report back in a few months (years? (decads?)).

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Excited to the Max!

Thunderdome? How do I get in there? - Mad Max

Big week for mini-Chaos! On Tuesday we went in for the twenty week ultrasound to check out that everything was coming along correctly. They did all the basic pictures to make sure everything was developing properly, all the organs were there, and things look good. Only one heart - so no Timelord this time around. But then they went for the money shot to determine: IT'S A BOY!

I think I would have been equally happy either way, but Mrs.Chaos is pretty darn excited the first one is a boy. She loves the idea that the two youngest nephews are going to have another boy cousin and he's not going to be too much younger than the others. Those two older ones are going to get us in so much trouble.

I was pretty set on the first boy having a particular middle name (like his uncle, great uncle, other great uncle, grandfather, and so on), but was more relaxed on the first name. We really like having simple short first names - and had really liked the idea of Jack up until his Mini-Chaos's cousin was born and named Jack. When Mrs.Chaos asked, "What about Max?" I smiled. "That would be great!"

On Wednesday night we went out with my parents + bonus family to do the gender reveal and the name reveal. Mrs.Chaos bought a bunch of "baby boy" confetti, put it into opaque balloons, and the had them filled with helium. Before dinner everyone got a balloon and a push pin and BAM! It's a boy.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The Friendship Dance

I believe that we are all—human beings—waiting for the opportunity to become monsters. It is IN us. - John Roderick

The first time my friends went to an event at Mrs.Chaos' house, back when she was Ms.Chaos, I found a pair of them looking at her DVD shelf. "What are you doing?" "We are judging your new girlfriend based on her DVD collection. Next we'll move to the bookshelf."

I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't handle things this way - but I'm not one of them. Sure, first you meet some nice new person, and you start getting to know them and learning about their interests. You think, "what a lovely person. We could be chums."

At some point you decide it's time to become their internet friend. Twitter? Facebook? Google+? App.net? Whatever your poison you send the request (or not) and they accept (or not). Then, all of sudden, you have this blast of information about the last 1, 2, 3, 5+ years of their life. Now you can review their virtual bookshelf, or DVD collection, or whatever, and judge them. Really the internet has streamlined the process.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Updated: Doing the Math

That is why you fail. - Yoda

Prior to the premier of the midseason return of Doctor Who, we broke out a game of Star Wars miniatures. I'd never played the game before and it looks a bit like Warhammer 30k. There is board for the game, just use any flat surface as the cold emptiness of space and then your ships fly around using various move guides (aka rulers).As a pretty standard combat system you have attack dice and defense dice, each side rolls, and then the result is attacks - defense. The pilots have skills like "focus," "target lock," and "dodge" that allow you to do various things with your roll. As my Darth Vader was zooming in on the Millenium Falcon I asked the obvious question, "is it better for Vader to focus or target lock to maximize damage." The owner of the game replied, "I feel like I've had better luck with focus." Not the answer I was looking for. "It's a simple probability analysis. One will be statistically better. Have you done the math?" "I have not." Wait. What?!? Isn't this how you play strategy war games? You do the math about attack, defense and causality rates. That's how you judge what to do.So when the game was over, while we were watching Doctor Who, I did the math!The idea with focus is if the "focus" comes up on the roll, you can convert it to a hit or a to a miss. If you choose to Target Lock or to Dodge, you can re-roll any of the dice you want. If you choose dodge you get one dodge for free.

Sides of the Attack Die: 2 Misses, 2 Focus, 3 Hit, 1 Critical Hit

  • Normal Unmodified Hit: 4/8 = 50%
  • Normal Unmodified Critical: 1/8 = 12.5%
  • Focused Hit: 4/8 + 2/8 = 75%
  • Focused Critical: 1/8 = 12.5%
  • Target Lock Hit: 4/8 + (4/8 * 4/8) = 75%
  • Target Lock Critical: 1/8 + (4/8 * 1/8) = 18.75%

Attack Conclusion: Focus and Target Lock give the precisely the same change of damage. Doing a target lock slightly increases the chances you can score a critical.

Sides of the Defense Die: 3 Misses, 2 Focus, 3 Dodge

  • Normal Defense: 3/8 = 37.5%
  • Focused Defense: 3/8 + 2/8 = 62.5%
  • Dodge Defense: 3/8 + (5/8 * 3/8) = 60.9375%

Dodge Conclusion: Focus gives an advantage over Dodge. If you have Focus available, you should always focus.

I misunderstood the rules of dodge. Need to redo the math. What dodge actually does is give you an extra dodge. The math is a little trickier.

  • d Dice - Normal Defense: 3/8 x d
  • d Dice - Focused Defense: (3/8 + 2/8) x d
  • d Dice - Dodge Defense: 3/8 x d + 1

So the question is - how many dice before it makes sense to focus instead of dodge? When will: (3/8 + 2/8) x d > 3/8 x d + 1? The answer? When d > 4.

Roll Type1 Die2 Dice3 Dice4 Dice5 Dice
Normal Defense0.350.751.1251.51.875
Focused Defense0.6251.251.8752.53.125
Dodge Defense1.3751.752.1252.52.125

Updated Dodge Conclusion: If you have fewer than four defense dice, dodging does giving an advantage over focus. Focus doesn't give you an advantage until you are rolling over four defense dice.

Strategic Conclusion: Always Focus. I suppose under rare occasion the addition 6.25% of critical hit might be enough you want to Target Lock - but it really seems like Focus is the way to go. Because after you attack, you can choose not to use focus and save it for your dodge. So if you roll a good attack, save your focus for defense.

Focus seems to be an obvious choice over target lock. But from a dodge perspective it does make sense to dodge over focus. So play on and may the Force be with you.

That is how you play Star Wars Minatures.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Casual Times at Workplace High

Job satisfaction is what people feel right before they die from stress-related problems. - Wally

I broke my usual schedule of heading to the office every other Mon/Tue to head down for a team event where we spent the afternoon just having fun together. I normally wear slacks and a button-up to the office and have always been clean shaven. In fact, I think the entire time I've worked there I have never "dressed down." But for the team event we were going hiking so I wore a t-shirt, hoodie and jeans. (Or did I mention I started wearing jeans? Mrs.Chaos has been pressuring me for years to give up my jean boycott and I have finally given in with the acceptance that dads wear jeans.)

I stopped shaving for a week because Mrs.Chaos said, "do you remember how cute you were when we first met and you had your beard?" I showed up to the team event dressed entirely casually with my week of scruff and got a multiple compliments. One of the young ladies on my team pulled me aside, "Like - totally don't take this the wrong way - but you're always dressed so formal. With your hoodie and jeans and your scruff, you totally look like a Brogrammer. I mean - you are really good looking."

I went straight to HR over the sexual harassment! I mean! Sheesh!

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Summer Flowers

The earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we got the house a couple of years ago just had them put a ton of lantana everywhere. It's pretty in the summer, but when winter rolls around it all turns into dead plants, the yard doesn't look so nice. I have to cleanup all the dead lantana leaves and trim back all the bushes. It's not that nice.

When we choose to put in the lantana it was a temporary thing - but few things can last as long as a temporary solution. Over the last weekend we got four rose bushes and I put my back into it! Give it a few months and it'll be beautiful.